Flog

verb. To use Facebook as your blog, providing frequent content updates and fresh spider-bait (not really, but it sounded good), without actually having to put in the time and effort it takes to write a good blog.

noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.

I don't have time to blog because I'm too busy writing, so I just use Facebook to flog my updates.

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Flog-On

To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating

Are you going to flog-on today ?
Yeah for a quick wank

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Flog

To ride your bike extremely fast

My boyfriend had to flog it to get to my job 5 miles away from him under 20 minutes, I love him.

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flog

Noun, Musical term.

Style of music or playing technique akin to nu-metal, which includes (but is not restricted to): bashing on down-tuned guitars, playing overly simple stuff with overly expensive music gears provided by the band's label, trying unsuccessfully to render hip stage presence by the use of costumes, gimmicks, make-up, accessories, or attempting to fake agressivity in one's playing while one live a quiet teenage life in a suburb.

The lyrics of the music where "flog" is applied will more often than not be about a date that didn't worked, a particular event in a teenager's party or other suburban small-talks.

Can also be used as a verb: "to flog".

As a noun - "1992 was the turning point where Metallica started to be a flog band, just like Sum41."

As a noun - "Blink 182 are 'bout to play... geez, smells like floggers already."

As a verb - "Screamed at a teenage kid trying a 7 string guitar in a music store: Can you stop flogging for two bloody seconds??"

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flog

1. to beat with a rubber hose/tube- used in police stations on suspects who dont cooperate during an interrogation. (see flogging)
2. a cencor for the word "fuck"

1. "oh, son your heading towards a huge flogging tonight."
2. "argh! u flogging ash roll!"

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flog

to give fellatio

I walked past the car, and she was flogging him in the backseat.

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Flog

A turd propelled by a fart used as a projectile generally aimed at the face; variations of a flog are a Yellow Submarine a flog containing corn a Planter a flog containing one ore more peanutsor a Green Giant a flog that has a Green color and has a slight splatter effect

I will flog you right now if you don't shut up.

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