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To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating
Are you going to flog-on today ?
Yeah for a quick wank
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Someone who is disliked by a person or the public because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron.
That four eyed purple headed warrior of a journalist is the biggest flog associated with the AFL.
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An Australian variation of 'wanker'. Like a wanker, a flog is someone who is full of themselves and makes a point of letting everyone know. However, where a wanker's braggadocio may have some small basis in fact (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they can actually sing pretty well), a flog's self-image is divorced from reality to a farcical degree (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they sing completely off-key). A try-hard.
Note: Flog and wank are also synonyms in their more literal usage, as both words mean 'to masterbate'.
Boofa's a total flog - was doin' doughies out front of the cop shop like he was a real tough cunt and then BANG, blew both his rears.
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A brilliant multi-purpose word:
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
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Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.
A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.
He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging.
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Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.
Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.
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An ancient word in which one is beaten or torchered by the jail man. Usually by a whip, while being tied with a rope on there feet and hands so they can't prevent this from happening.
He was taken to jail for a murder and they flogged him then left him to die.
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