Pillow fluffing

fucking a fat chick,

we went out HOG"N last night and wound up pillow fluffing all night long ,Fat chicks are soft

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MAGA Fluffing

When the president* gets his ego stroked at one of his sycophant rallies.

Trump was really depressed after weeks of impeachment hearings and is in dire need of some MAGA fluffing.

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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.

aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.

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Clutter-Fluffing

Is the common term used when shopping for things that simply clutter your home or add fluff to yourself or others that you care enough to shop for. Also means, nothing that you absolutely need to purchase, but you do anyway.

Heather and I met for lunch and went clutter-fluffing afterwards.

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duck fluffing

Getting a massage from a short guy.

This guy at the bar was only into duck fluffing. It got weird...

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tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

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Fluffing the Gadget

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

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