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That one teacher who gives you the heebie-jeebies on the daily. That one teacher you roast and sneak diss on the low. He gives you a weird pedophile stare.
Sean: Omg Mr. Freeman is giving us that stare again.
A name given to someone whomst begs for money on cash app. The term was originally coined by Tyra a man who wears 2 left shoes. True freeman also can mean someone that is scared to open up about their sexuality. It also refers to a person who does not love his son or find his wife attractive. It also can be a term used to describe someone who does not pay taxes. Or runs a puppy mill in their home. Also may refer to someone who has sexual desires towards dawn dish soap. A true freeman has many security cameras that protect his puppy mills. True freeman also refers to a man that runs many under the table and unsuccessful business ventures.
"Negligent Discharge in city limits"
I watched "True Freemans" stream yesterday it was dogshit.
"True Freeman" shot his floor with a pink AR
"True Freeman" burns trash in his backyard.
"True Freeman" has star crunch on his lips.
"True Freeman" loves his dead daddy.
"True Freeman" abuses animals.
BLOCK DA BITCH - "true freeman"
"Den aint eben ma teef"
"True Freeman", jacks off his dogs.
True semen
'True Freeman' makes money in multiple ways.
"True Freeman" is fucking insane.
"Why you leave the toilet seat up"
Im not ya bro, bruh.
"True Freeman" wants you to undrunk yo self.
The most bad ass black man to ever kill white folk for money
"This is my deputy, Django Freeman."
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When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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The main protagonist of the video game series Half-Life. He has starred in both games in the series. He's acquierd a PHD in Theoretical Physics from MIT. He had always been a genius. He was asked to join a team of scientists working on new weapons and tools in the subterranean complex called Black Mesa, located in New Mexico. When he joined up, all hell broke loose. On one of his routine scavanging hunts in another dimension, the calibrations for the teleportation were miscalculated. Upon the atempted entering of the portal, Gordon caused a rift, a "rip" in the dimension, sending many of its creatures to our world. These creatures infested the Black Mesa facility. Soon Gordon had to escape to the surface if he hoped to survive. He fought against various alien adversaries until he finally met the military. All of the scientists thought they were there to help; no, they were there to contain it, by killing every man and woman involved in Black Mesa. So, now Gordon had to fight against the military, on top of the invaders. He made it to the surface and had to eventually go back into the facility to meet up with the team at the Lambda complex. His fellow scientists teleported him to the rift world "Xen," where these creatures were coming from. He fought through world after world and made it to the great superpower that was behind the Resonance Cascade (the rip in the dimension). It was called Nihilanth. He battled the creature until he finally destroyed it. He then was once more teleported, this time to the same train that he rode into work on. Before him stood a strange government figure dressed in a blue suite carrying a brief case. This Gman offered Gordon a job to work for him. He could either accept it, or die. Gordon accepted this mission and blacked out.
Some time later he woke up on a train. He was in a place called City 17. Gordon didn't know how long it had been since the Black Mesa incident. He had seen the Gman in a dream. Gordon went through the city. It was ruled by strange men in gas-masks. These were called the Combine. He made it to an old friend's lab and he was told about the resistance, and how some of his colleagues escaped from Black Mesa. He rode upon an airboat accross a great river. He was then brought to the lab of Eli Vance, one of the leaders of the resistacne. He then went to Ravenholm, a ghost town overrun by headcrab zombies, after the Combine attempted to take over Eli's lab. Then he went along the coastal regions, fighting giant insect creatures. He went to Nova Prospekt, a prison where Eli was being held. He then went back to City 17 and fought the Combine in an all-out urban war. He finally came to the Combine citadel, where the leader of the Combine dwelled. He fought through the Combine forces until he reached Dr. Breen, his former employer who was now working for the Combine. He stopped Breen from escaping in a portal. Everything started to go to hell, explosions, things crashing and burning as he attempted to destroy the portal. Then he blacked out, and before him stood a man in a blue suite. The same man as before. He turned away and walked int othe black expanse that laid before him, opened a door, and walked out. And here we are, eagerly awaiting Half-Life 3.
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and...shine."
--The Gman
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Person 1: martin freeman
Person 2: martin freeman ? who's that ?
Person 1: KILL
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freddy freeman is the "mini manager" of superhero shazam, also known as billy batson. freddy is the softest nerd in the world and can cure depression by stealing one glance at him. he is a disabled foster kid. his entire family is composed of foster kids, which makes people immediately love the family evem more. freddy is played by jack dylan grazer in the new movie shazam! (2019).
victor: ha that guy freddy freeman is such a nerd
camila: omg i know but he makes me so soft i love him
victor: *sarcastically* really? well he looks so lonely, why don't you go sit with him?
camila: well maybe i will. he's much better than your personality anyway