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Freezie pop: The act performed after giving a man oral (to conclusion) taking his junk between the thumb and forefinger start squeezing at the base then sliding your fingers up to the head to extract the last of his juice....(like a kid would do to get the last out a frozen treat)
Dude, that hottie gave me great head and then went "freezie pop" on me!
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The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
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semi-precious stones
You can't afford the ice, so you got mad freezy pops.
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n. a person with more than one unit of currency.
"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"
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The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
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People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
it was so hot that the Ice cream man was runnin his freezie pop bitches
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