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What your (guy) friend says when he has sex with the girl your currently dating/having sex with.
guy 1: Yo, bro what did you do last night?
guy 2: I fucked your bitch!
guy 1: Yeah right! You wouldn't dare you pussy!!!
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another slang term for masturbation
I know where you've been. You've been in the bathroom fucking your fist.
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when two hippies are having a argument, the Hippy losing the argument will yell "Fuck your bad vibes!" rendering the conversation effectively mute.
"you're wrong."
"fuck your vibes bro, you're harshing my buzz."
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A retort used to identify the complete disagreement with someone's statement or opinion. It is not as severe as telling someone "fuck you" but it still carries much of that insult's weight.
Man: Wahhh you only got that engineering job because they're trying to fill a quota for diversity wahhhh (continue whining baby sounds)
Woman: Whatever, fuck your shit. You're just mad you have to step up your engineering game because no one wants your tired ass average self.
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The phrase "fuck your horse" is used when someone tramples over you by a indestructable horse in battlefield 1.
Nigga "fuck your horse" .
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It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
Person 1: I just finished my homework!
Person 2: Fuck your couch.
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The act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. Though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.
My mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so I paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father's x-box. Fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a Playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. I condone fucking your parents.
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