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A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .
"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou
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an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
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Beau is a fucking obese dick
Beau is a fucking obese dick
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To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.
Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.
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A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.
Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.
Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.
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When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl