The Gary

A sex move in which a woman achieves orgasm via her nipples being slapped with a penis.

He tried The Gary this afternoon and it fucking worked!

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Gary

Short for "Gary Groundwork", a term used to describe a guy doing the 'groundwork' to pick up a girl.

Guy 1: "You were the biggest Gary on Chloe at the party on Saturday!"

OR

Guy A: "I think I might Gary Kate this afternoon"
Guy B: "You've got no chance"

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Gary

Gary's are often either awesome, or complete pricks. Mostly pricks.

Gary's so completely awesome, that he needs no example.

Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.

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Gary

Colloquial term used to describe one's father.

Derived from the name of actor Gary Oldman, whose surname, "old man", is in and of itself a colloquialism for father. Instead of saying "my old man", it is sufficient to say "my Gary".

1. "Can't go out tonight, I'm having a drink with my Gary."

2. "What do you want from Gary Christmas this year, Timmy?"

3. "Luke, I am your Gary."

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Gary

A sweet, funny guy with ginormous ears that tend to be freakishly stretchy. He is a great friend or boyfriend and an athletic guy. They tend to be short but their humongous ears make up for it. They are generally smart but don't act like it and is very blond at times (even though they are usually brown haired). He makes friends easily and hangs out with more girls than guys. He always feels like he needs a girlfriend when he's single and feels like being single when he's in a relationship.

That guy is such a Gary.

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gary

Cockney rhyming slang - as in #4 above for arse. Gary Glitter = shitter.

See Book of Dave; Will Self: woman violently forced into prostitution - "fucked up the cunt and up the Gary......."

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Gary

Loves the sound of his own voice, thinks he is the best looking man in the world and needs to be treated like a princess.

Being a Gary

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