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Male: yo girl gimme that gawk gawk 3,000!
Female: no back away from me creep!
There are two definitions of Gawk Gawk 3000.
when a women shoves a phallus down her throat, and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed with a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. Which is primarily the reason the sound occurs even with women who do not have gag reflexes.
#2 The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,
but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.
Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves
but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throasts fast recovery.
Without compromising your partner's needs!!
In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.
This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.
But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.
1) Bruh, we were the only ones in the movie theater so she unzipped my pants and gave me that gawk gawk 3000.
2) I just bought the gawk 3000 2.0! The 2.0 is the clear one. They perfected it. Feels way better than the original gawk gawk 3000.
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The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
How was it with your FWB last night?
Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.
Daaaaammmn bro.
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a blowjob that will make your penis fall off
Yo i just lost my penis after i got the Gawk Gawk 1000
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like gawk gawk 3000 but better
Person A: She gave you gawk gawk 3000?
Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!
Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??
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A gawk isn't looking at a damn girl. It's hitting a marching snare and the rim simultaneously, making a loud bang called a gawk. All the drummers out there know what it is.
I hit a gawk when I was walking by and broke j00 a$$.
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