to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off
brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!
or
do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?
when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.
Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool
I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.
To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person
The term is normally used in songs like
"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"
and
"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"
and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"
"Why is this guy gerking over a comment on the Internet, what a loser"