jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

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gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

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Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.