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The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(
I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.
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Friends: America is the best
You: No fuck u Germany is the best
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A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.
Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
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The country which brought forth two World Wars, Communism and Nazism, concentration camps and death camps, engineered and executed the Holocaust. Germany invented propaganda and blitzkrieg. Germany invented carpet bombing of the cities, crematoria and Cyclone B. They invented superhuman and subhuman as well as starving children to death. Germans used human hair to stuff pillows and human skin to make gloves.
Germans also make good cars.
Germany, Germans, Auschwitz, Dachau, Buhenvald,
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A country in Europe, where absolutely nothing happened between 1933 and 1945. They export great cars, good beer and dumb students who cannot make it on their own universities. They love sauerkraut don’t like their neighbours very much.
Tourist: I heard Germany is where the nazi party was found.
German: blablablablabla i can't hear you.
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Something that 98.83% of the world call Nazis even though they make really good cars and products for the world.
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Germany the land of beer and sour kraut it a great place with a dark past they had many rises and falls though one time they hated Jews and did bad things to them and should not be talk about it there but today it's one of best countries.
Guy 1:i love germany
Guy 2: me too there beer is great.
Guy 1: agree
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