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Russia

The land of vodka and senpai Putin a land that's totally not a dictatorship it's very cold and has a lot of snow and ice they were able to go to kick back France and Germany and today Russia has a lot gopniks who have a adidas track suit on and drink vodka.

guy 1: I'm from Russia

guy 2: that's cool cyka blyat

guy 1: do you k...
guy 2: rush B

by it.tas.com March 29, 2021

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Portugal

Portugal is a great country who got mad that they got ban from the spice trade so they went around Africa to get them spices from India.

Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.

Guy 1: I'm from Portugal

Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...

by it.tas.com March 18, 2021

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Germany

Germany the land of beer and sour kraut it a great place with a dark past they had many rises and falls though one time they hated Jews and did bad things to them and should not be talk about it there but today it's one of best countries.

Guy 1:i love germany
Guy 2: me too there beer is great.
Guy 1: agree

by it.tas.com March 26, 2021

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Greenland

a lie most of it is ice and barely anyone lives here if see a person in Greenland their most likely from the capital also the USA wants it.

Guy 1:I'm from Greenland

Guy 2:You mean Iceland because most of it is ice

Guy 1:nah it's Greenland

by it.tas.com March 26, 2021

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Palestine

Some city in Texas that share a name with the automatons area in the middle east.

Guy 1:Bruh I'm from Palestine
Guy 2:I didn't know you were Arab

Guy 1: no i mean the city in Texas.

by it.tas.com March 26, 2021

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USA

Best country in the world it has a lot of diversity, McDonalds, sushi, democracy and most imported freedom there so much more about the USA also know as Mercia we fight for freedom and we take terrorists out.

Guy 1: I'm from the USA
Guy 2: I'm from Iraq
USA : you look like you need some FREEDOM!!!!!!

by it.tas.com March 29, 2021

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middle east

A land full of oil, chaos and mostly Muslims and the USA loves it because of the oil also the USA goes to any middle east country and gives the country "freedom" so they can get more oil and fight terrorists.

Guy 1: i love the middle east so diverse
Guy 2: and filled with chaos.

by it.tas.com March 29, 2021

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