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(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.
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Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD
Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>
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She's like sleep something you will never get
Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
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1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."
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One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
I wish my girlfriend was real.
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Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
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Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
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