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A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.
The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”
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Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.
"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".
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Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.
Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port
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A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.
Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"
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Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.
A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.
"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"
When there is a group of 6men and one midget women, then the guys play american football with the midget for 10minutes and the man with most touch downs gets to piledrive her
Me and my buddies are playing the glasgow superbowl tonight with the midget from down the lane
Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.
Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.