Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.
"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"
Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.
Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?
Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.
Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.
Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.
Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy
Extensively baked.
(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).
"You alright?"
"Yeah man I'm just glumped"
It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.
My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.
Shut up you Cum Glump.
I first heard the word glump in mid 90’s as it was referred to as to cum. Glumping is a verb, used in a sentence “oh baby I’m going to glump...oh god I’m glumping!!”
Glump/ing. Verb . As to Ejaculate
Oh god I’m going to glump!
Baby I’m “glumping”rite now.
I just”glumped” in my pants
Being defined as to ejaculation, orgasm, cumming