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a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?
Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
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let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."
emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."
jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
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white girls fucking black guys in the ear
" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
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1. To be attacked by any wild animal in its native habitat, specifically by a stingray.
2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
Watch out for those stingrays over at SeaWorld. Don't let them go all Steve Irwin on you.
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It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.
Miles- I gotcha
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