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When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.
Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
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A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
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The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.
"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."
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cock block
The female equivalent of a cock blocker.
"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."
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to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")
No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.
She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.
My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.
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The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.
(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!
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