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gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector

The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks

by epmd July 25, 2003

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gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.

I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"

by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009

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Gock syndrome

When girls are born with balls and a cock

Girl why you got balls?
I have gock syndrome sillly

by Girlboss4evea July 8, 2023


Gock Syndrome

Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.

Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential

by JohnCheddarFogGuy August 7, 2024


GOCK

MAN WITH A GUT BULGE JUST ABOVE HIS COCK MOST NOTICEABLE WHEN HE WEARS A BELT.

LOOK AT THAT GUY'S BODY - HE HAS A GOCK!

by LBOUTME July 28, 2009


gock

One who, in looking like a cock, forces others to "gawk" at him/her.

"That kid looks like such a gock"

"Oh look at the gockface on that guy"

by TyloBabe May 19, 2009


gock

Girl cock.

States that pass anti-transgender bills miss out on the pleasures of gock.

by Star6Tree18 April 28, 2023