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The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.
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Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.
Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!
Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!
The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.
(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
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To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
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The going merry is a ship from the hit anime One piece and was the straw hat crews first ship. Merry was just a ship but still the best one, because she made us cry when she "died" even though she is just a ship.
Person 1: Remember that episode in one piece where the going merry "died"
Person 2: Of course i do that shit was heartbreaking
Person 1: ye bro but its weird because she's just a ship
Person 2: ye but it was sad because she got given life
Person 1: Fax
An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness
Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.
Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself
The gathering of men (usually around 6 or more) where one individual is laid face down, double cheek up, on the ground pants-less. Another man inserts his penis into the anus of the prone man and then is spun around like a merry-go-round, using his penis as the fulcrum.
The spin cycle doesn't complete until all men of ejaculated.
Safewords are casually used as the spinning man will be in immense penile pain..
Hey dudes, wanna go out back and have ourselves an old fashioned korean merry-go-round?