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a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.
b) A southern California golfer.
Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.
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A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.
Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.
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A homosexual.
Yeah, that guy seems cool, but I have a feeing he might be a night golfer, if you know what I mean.
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A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.
Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.
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A child in his underwear with a golfer cap
My little brother is a naked baby golfer
A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)
"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"
Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.
Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.