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When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.
Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.
fat guy with small penis
He's such a Marcelo Gordo
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Guys who love asian women
He pulled a Gordo, and brought the far east movement home.
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Sex move popularized and used almost exclusively by Millennials. Mostly practiced by natives of the Bay Area involving the use of burritos in creative ways.
"Did you give her the old Gordo Lordo?"
"Nah, the local taqueria was closed."
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person that naturally attracts unwanted events; someone that has bad luck because of his/her being "niño(a) gordo(a)"
-We ran out of gas!
-F*ck! It's your fault, you're a niño gordo!
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This is basically a word in spanish which means fucking fat ass
One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!
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