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Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.
1. My mom calls me Honey, but when I get her angry she yells at me by governor name.
2. "And to make her feel special I let her call me by my government name" - Lloyd Banks
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The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.
As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.
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Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin
I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin
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n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.
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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
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When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
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Romney humiliated by debate moderator
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The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.
How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?
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A disparaging nickname pulled out of the mass ass of anti-Newsom factions who see the handsome and charismatic California Governor as an enemy of small business due to his tendency to over-value public health and the environment.
That Pretty Boy Governor can’t be trusted to align himself with the capitalist values of small business so we’ve mounted a lame and energy-wasting recall campaign!