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The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.
While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.
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attending a graduation party just to eat, then leaving immediately after.
"I'm starving, but I have no money"
"Let's hit up John's grab party i heard he has buffalo wings"
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while engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse grabbing the male by the balls and pulling as hard as one can until a donkey-like sound escapes from the male's mouth.
chuck donkey grabbed me in the locker room between classes. it hurt like a bitch.
when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie
"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"
When movie studios produce unnecessary and often poor quality sequels in order to obtain more money.
Cash grabs: Cars 2, Anaconda 2 & 3, Land Before Time
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A drawing of a character, primarily in mainstream superhero comics, that interrupts your enjoyment of the narrative by being noticably traced from a pornographic or celebrity image. Named after the comic artist Greg Land, one of the main offenders.
"I was really enjoying that issue until Jean Grey had an orgasm as the result of being punched in the stomach, which seemed to turn her into Sandra Bullock for the next four panels. It's either a secondary mutation or a blatant land grab"
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A mall grab is a way of holding your skateboard with the grip tape facing your pants, and gripping it by the trucks. It is called mall grabbing because the skate community has decided that people that hold their board like that are probably posers and carry it more than they ride it, so they carry it around a “mall” as an accessory, hence the “mall” grab. You may be wondering though why this is frowned upon as it is very obviously the most fucking comfortable way of holding the board. I’m going to get crucified for saying this but it’s true. “BUh bUh yOULL lOoSeN tHe tRuCkS” the trucks are literally shaped like fucking handles I’ve seen skate shops use trucks as door handles it is fucking PERFECT for holding but Noooooo we have to make fun of everyone that hold it in the most comfortable way because making things harder for ourselves and putting down anyone that speaks up against it is the way to fucking go because you’re all toxic gatekeepers.
Normal person: hey mall grabbing is a great convenient way to hold the board, sure it rubs against my pants but so does half the other ways of holding my board!
Fucking retard: *retard noises* wOah WhAt A poSeR. I bEt yOu moNgO puSh, pOsEr. dO yOu HaVe a tHrAsheR T sHiRt? ThAt mUst mEaN yOu caNt sKatE, tRUsT me iD kNoW bEcauSe iM a SkAteR, diD yOu kNoW tHaT I SkAtE? cAn yOu eVen dO a KickFliP. I lOvE gAy SeX!!!
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