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Child groomer

Zoe laverne

Person 1: Were have you been?
Person 2: i Kissed a child groomer
Person 1: oh zoe laverne?

by Zaddyanon December 14, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


A groomer grooming

A groomertaints a person to the point where they darenโ€™t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.

Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.

This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'

by DinkyDi October 12, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dog groomer

> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you

> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says โ€œI donโ€™t believe he bit you heโ€™s never bit anyone!โ€ (When you know damn well he has) whereโ€™s the sympathy?

> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesnโ€™t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?

> A majician. Thatโ€™s what dog owners think anyway, โ€œ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.โ€ And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you canโ€™t brush it every now and then.

> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you canโ€™t get them in.

Woo hoo itโ€™s saturday! Oh wait Iโ€™m a dog groomer.

by Pibblelover January 6, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay groomer

1) Members of the LGBTQ community who build emotional relations with children or young persons who go through gender dysphoria so that they can exploit, manipulate or inveigle them into believing so-called self-perceived gender.

2) transgender who convince children or young for gender-affirming surgeries.

The bill filed this week, the very first piece of legislation in the session bill one which will ban so called gender-affirming surgeries on minors. This will bring gay groomers on their knee.

by Narrator007 December 8, 2022

855๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

by tnj629 February 3, 2022


Boomer Groomer

Boomer groomers are underaged children that sexually assault individuals who are over 18.

I sexually identify as a boomer groomer.

by Valkyrie Ink March 16, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Female Groomer

Not real!? Female pedophile.

Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž