gum

super adjective: to describe something really awesome/extreme, well done and worthy of a shitload of applause; being sticky to a goal; sticky situation (rare negative usage)

/Usage is intensified when in used in conjunction with Dude and Bro. Use facial expressions wisely./

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Example 1: Dude, that sick line you pulled on the river... that was pretty gum bro.

Example 2: Dude, way to stay in school and graduate in 4 years with a pretty rad degree... that was really gum bro.

Example 3: Bro, good thing you dumped that bish. She had attachment issues - she was pretty gum dude.

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GUM

Genito Urinary Medicine
The clinic you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Mickey: I rid your sister last night. haha
Johnny: You'll not be laughing when everyone see's ye goin in te the GUM clinic at Altnagelvin

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gum

funky fresh snowboard slang for crap

jt: what kind of board is that? amy: winterstick
jt: that's gum

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Gum

The Bane of teachers this stuff makes teachers want you to be placed in school suspension with just one chew it also apparently it makes it so that it sends signals to nearby teachers to know when your chewing gum.

Student 1: Hey yo got the good stuff?
Student 2: Yeah The watermelon gum tight?
Student 1: Oh yeah this is some good stuff, Whats the price?
Student 2:0.95 per stick dawg.

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gum

Putting your nutsack on an object.

Who put the gum on the chair?
Who put the gum on the bed?

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Gum

Lame term meaning overly pretentious or fake, usually used to express the knowingly false belief that something great has been accomplished or something is cool.

Fraudulent.

Man, The Dream Team sure was gum this year!

The Dream Team really showed those tiny little towns from the middle of nowhere how gum we are.

My gear is gum!

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Gum Gum Pistol

When you get made fun off by a girl for having a little dick so you shout "GOMU GOMU NO, PISTOL!" as your dick grows massively

Day wasn't impressed with my dick so i had to show her my GUM GUM PISTOL

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