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A beslobbering cockard strumpet.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
I got fired today, let’s just say I went Leah Haines on her.
A very sarcastic person who laughs at 69 and every other dirty jokes. Links feet with everyone she can and asks everyone if they wanna fight ( don’t fight her because she will beat you 😂). She will attack if you call her short, leave light switches on or touch her ears. She is very pretty but won’t admit it .
“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
Gary says “ don’t be such an Aimee Haines.
A very sarcastic person who laughs at 69 and every other dirty jokes. Links feet with everyone she can and asks everyone if they wanna fight ( don’t fight her because she will beat you 😂). She will attack if you call her short, leave light switches on or touch her ears. She is very pretty but won’t admit it .
“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
Gary says “ don’t be such an Aimee Haines
Croatian hag, should die in a hole.
Gronk breath and sweats like a pig.
Oh look it’s Mrs Hain, quick run before her breath hits you
a fucking fat ass with a small ass dick
PS.
He will never get pussy
Ruffial Haines will never get pussy
A beautiful specimen of a man any girl could fall in love with him
"Hey look it's daniel Haines"
"What a legend"
When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.
Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust