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A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are known to plan world domination, escape artists and also like to run around your house and poop everywhere.
Biannca 'Hammy' Pender. Hamster.
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What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.
Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.
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Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.
"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"
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The best thing to put in a microwave
John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!
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1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.
2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond
TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed
1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.
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A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.
We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.
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Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.
Look at all dem hamsters in the cage.
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