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A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.
'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'
when your testicles harden to an extent
" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "
" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "
" Thanks mate :) "
When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.
HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner
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no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white
Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?
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I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole
I love rock hard cock and being gay
and a
You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u
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