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Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal
PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.
The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:
"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."
"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."
Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."
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Through the Mouth Of Chopper Reed
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!
This is stefan his name is stefan
harden the fuck up stefan!
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Referring to masochist or nanomachines
Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack
Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is
“Step back 3 pointer bricked off the rim”. Bro is James harden
Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain
I swear I'll never, ever wait again
You gave me your word but words for you are lies
Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go
But it's time to let you know, oh
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here
All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain
I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came
It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue
But it's time you got the news
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Harden my heart, harden my heart
swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
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