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When a guy has a 5some with 4 other people and so he straps 3 strap-ons to himself and shakes his hips like a Hawaiian dancer so he can fuck all of them at the same time.
Did you hear that Dave did the Kinky Hawaiian with those 4 girls?
When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving
When you put a pineapple up someones ass and pour lava in their mouth.
I want to take the next step in our relationship, can I give you a spicy hawaiian?
I just received a spicy hawaiian and i feel soo relaxed now! booty spicy hawaiian usa fruit pineapple lava 9/11 sex mouth
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WHILE YOUR FUCKING A BITCH FROM BEHIND YOU PULL OUT AND JAM YOUR COCK IN HER ASS WITH NO LUBE OR PERMISSION TO DO SO. WHEN SHE TURNES HER HEAD TO THE SIDE TO SAY "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?" YOU POLITELY SMASH HER IN THE HEAD WITH A PINEAPPLE AND SAY "ALOHA BITCH".
I WAS BANGIN THIS BITCH LAST NIGHT AND HER PUSSY WAS SO LOOSE I DECIDED TO GIVE HER A DRY HAWAIIAN.
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transsexuals from hawaii
phil got himself a kind soul a hawaiian transsexual. dont forget they already had the surgery assholes
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Hawaiian pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally great by themselves, simply don't work together. Pizza is good. Pineapple is good. Together they are not.
Person 1: I love Metallica. I love Lou Reed. Why is Lulu the worst thing ever?
Person 2: I know. Lulu was total Hawaiian Pizza.
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The flavour which best describes a more than pleasurable ass licking episode. This flavour doesn't even exist, however sounds delicious.
"Hey Duke, did you lick her ass? How did it taste"
"Like skittles... Hawaiian Skittles"
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