purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

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Meat Head

Someone who eats a ton of food is a fatass , and lifts every night

tanner tan is a meathead

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Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

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fat off meat head

a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape

me. look at that fat off meat head!!!
liam. :( leave me alone

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Big brother meat head syndrome

When you become so buff meat starts spreading to your brain and you don't know how to think anymore. You also starts drooling and sweating when ever you try to think, signs and symptoms would be saying the word dur consecutively and you begin having trouble forming proper sentences.

man after Wilson went to the gym he started developing big brother meat head syndrome

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.