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This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
Are you trying to help me grow a beard
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
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A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
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A common saying among Victorian children.
"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."
WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME
HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
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