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Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
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Osama Bin Laden, hide and go seek champion:2001-2010
A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!
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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own
The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden
The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler
Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans
People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.
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Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.
Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.
"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"
A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA
"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"
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The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing
James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.