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Hoang-Phat is the most beautiful asian boy you ever seen, he is rich and if he wear glasses, he's very smart. If his surname is Richot ...
This is our futur star, become her friend right now, he's the best personne you can have in your life.
Oh you need money because you are poor? Hoang-Phat Richot is here.
don't know how to use gun properly
you play this game like Nguyen Huy Hoang
Lmao the funniest person ever. She may be a bitch, but she means good. Has a very flat nose. Also has very big lips.
Lmao Truc hates Danny
Hoang Truc= best person ever
He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
Being a Hoang is just being the local tremendous bloke opposite of being a dingo.
Mate have you met Hoang? What a unit of a bloke
nguyen hoang Long is the best at all subjects, bro is legend
The Vietnamese version of "go big or go home"
Its all in now bois, cau minh or cau hoang