Jaunt Hunting

When you are out looking for any girl to have sex with.

Hey bruh you wanna go jaunt hunting tonight? Need a new jaunt to smash

Witch Hunt

Where a person decides to target another person for reasons which may, or may not, be obvious. It may be a work colleague who decides to undermine and belittle a co-worker, or it could be a person who makes it their objective to slander the reputation of a 'friend' or associate. Essentially, it is a targeted attack against one person, for reasons that are not necessarily tangible. Trying to find someone to target and humiliate.

At the meeting today I felt like John was on a witch hunt.

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Poo Hunting

The act of walking through your back yard, shovel in hand searching for mounds of your dog's anal gold.

Before you mow that yard, you need to go poo hunting to clear a path.

unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

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hunting widow

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

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Chav Hunting

A new olympic sport for the 2012 games has to be chav pigeon shooting. A variation of the original clay pigeon variety, this variant would involve launching Chavs from a large ballista into the air. The competitors would then shoot the Chavs with computer guided "smart" surface to air missiles to ensure maximum kill rate. Prior to the finals each competitor would have to go through 150 qualifying rounds to ensure that the maximum number of Chavs were dispatched.........PULL!

Chav Hunting Games set to become the growth sport of the decade!!

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pickle hunting

When you’re in need of dick but can’t say it out loud because of the people around you.

Ugh, I wish we could go pickle hunting!

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