Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.
Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."
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the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
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A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
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What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.
If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.
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Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
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pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".
1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it