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Trolling IRL

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green

List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"

by MaidenAndPriestRule September 2, 2005

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noob irl

Someone that has got low experience of the real life.

omg that guy is surely a noob irl, he has never kissed a girl in his entire life!

by Sodomisator May 30, 2006

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irl trading

An exchange of irl currency for in-game items.

Made popular by the Skyblock community on Hypixel, but also applies to other games that include trading.

Random non: Bro, I'll give you 20 bucks for that Pigman sword.
You: Irl trading is bannable, dumbass.

by technopog June 22, 2020


Photoshop IRL

Photoshop- the most famous photo editing software
IRL- "in real life"

The imaginary ability to use photoshop in everyday life for editing real life situations/ things you see

Ugh that chick's face is beat, I need to use my Photoshop IRL skills to crop Holly Madison's face onto her body!

Before we rob this bank we should use the blur tool in photoshop IRL to hide our identities.

by whitesnake20 February 10, 2010


lol irl

Abbreviation for "Laughing Out Loud In Real Life." It is used over the internet to express that you aren't just laughing on the internet, but in real life as well.

Kenneth: I failed my Spanish test today.
Julian: lol irl

by Kenneth B. April 6, 2005

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lol'd irl

Laughed out loud, in real life. For when you actually, legitimately, do laugh out loud after reading something. Not the pity 'lol' you throw down just to be polite or because you don't know what the fuck else to say.

When I was reading your texts on the bus, I lol'd irl and everyone stared at me like I had mental issues.

by im-jess-kidding October 17, 2015

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IRL kin

an IRL kin is where someone believes they're something they aren't, such as a character from a piece of fiction. it's used mostly in coping mechanisms! . keep in mind that a comfort character is not and never will be an IRL! (there are similar terms and other names for these though!) IRLs are identified if you have close attachments or memories to a character or person, as for attachments can go as far as literally resonating their memories/feelings with your body. (atleast, in my case.) this could also be called/mixed up with D/A (Delusional Attachments) though.

"hey Rachel, he's a Tighnari IRL kin. he'd prefer being called by that I think."

"oh! Got that! "

by GIGA.BYTING December 22, 2022

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