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Video Games

An inevitable waste of time that many pubescent adolescents play.

YO! Bro! U wanna play video games later?

by IHEARTPILSON May 7, 2021

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video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

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video game

reasons why KK and Doom don't kill live targets often.

Thanks to GTA Vice City, KK and Doom dont have to play gun tag with tyhe Lyle Avenue bums today.

by James Bourne. September 16, 2003

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Video games

A software program which is made scape goat by many parents on basis of complaining that they promote and embed violence into their children without knowing that they are fun to play.

Mom :- My son is playing Video games.
Neighbour :- looks like he is going to join the terrorists soon.

by forget_me August 25, 2019


video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.

Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.

by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014

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Video Games

My life.

I play Call of Duty everyday, I play COD. Video games are my life.

by Bone_Co11ector November 21, 2016

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video games

1. An widely used entertainment form which skyrocketed in the 80's and 90's
2. The things news reporters and stay-at-home moms blame for child violence as a scapegoat
3. One of the elite 4 things that are fun to do anymore (See also party, weed, and sex).
4. The source of many memes.

1. I used to play those old, retro video games in the 80's. They're a good challenge!
2. See? Because my son is playing violent video games like GTA V, that instantly makes him a serial killer!!!
3. Dude, video games are the only things that are fun anymore. Well, except for parties, weed, and sex.
4. Check out this dank video game meme I made on ImgFlip.

by A Potato-loving Cactus March 10, 2016

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