Czech Shit

A way of referring to a Czech person informally, usually to a mate/friend

Oi Jindra you Czech Shit.
Your Czech shit

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Going Czech

Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".

"After dinner, we were "Going Czech"... Good thing i left room for dessert." - Women

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Jaclyn Czech

awesomest person you'll ever meet.

I wish I was as awesome as Jaclyn Czech.

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Czech Mate

You are doing a Czech girl from behind, you take a sharpie, draw a King from a chess board, pull out, cum on it, and yell out, "Czech Mate."

I czech mated that girl last night

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Czech Bicycle

When a woman puts her legs and hands up and you sit on her legs and put your hands on hers, pretending like you're sitting on a bicycle. Then you press down on her tits with your feet, alternating between left and right.

Man, you haven't lived unless you've ridden the Czech Bicycle. It literally takes their breath away.

Czech Charizard

Party trick/game for experienced party soldiers. The trick is simple:

Step 1: take a big hit of joint (any smoking device can be used)
Step 2: before you exhale take a shot of alcohol of your choice
Step 3: exhale
The throat burn and smoke coming from your mouth makes you feel like a dragon.

Be carefull with the number of charizards you take as this combo can be too much to handle for some people.

"Do you know where Jerry is?"
"Yeah, he took 8 Czech Charizards yesterday and he's still sleeping."

Czech Republic

World's capital of beer, porn, prostitutes, foreign politics and stupid-ass people who think they are better than everyone. Also have smart scientists, great cars, talented athletes, amazing nature and beatiful historical cities. Capital is Prague, witch most of movie producers use for making movies. Have great relationship with China.

You shoud visit this country, just for fun...

Hey bro I'm going to Czech Republic this summer!

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