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on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up
I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!
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When someone ends a relationship because they are going to Europe and don't want to be tied down. Usually justified by saying "it's not fair for you" and "you did nothing wrong- I'm sorry".
Note: This is most ironic when the person dumped was planning on joining the other person in Europe as a surprise.
Heidi wanted a Europe Break so she could be single for her trip to Europe, so she dumped her boyfriend after not returning his calls for 4 days. Hopefully she will get eaten by a lion.
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They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.
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Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Denmark is pretty cold, we like hockey, and nobody really pays any attention to us or know where Denmark is.
- "Denmark?, Is that like the capital of Ikea?"
- "No, Denmark is like the Canada of Europe"
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Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII
D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.
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Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.
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When two people pass one another, each on the left side, just as the strange people from europe drive.
I looked up and the jerk was hogging the right railing, so I had to pull a europe to avoid crashing into him and tumbling down the steps!