Public Speaking

Public speaking is what teachers make kids do to embarrass them infront of their peers, so they get teased. Teachers think its fun to watch kids get nervous and stutter because then they can give them bad marks.

Teacher:"Class, you will be doing a speech(public speaking) next week on puberty"
Class: "WHAT???"
Random kid: "AWESOME"


Teacher:"Sarah your up next"
Sarah:"Ermmmm.....ummm....puberty is...."
Teacher:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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public housing

The real word for project housing.

Annette had a baby and now they live in public housing, in a development called Meadowbrook.

damn I been waiting on that public housing list for 6 months!!

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Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.

1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.

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Public Jizz

Sperm which is realised in a public place.

E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz

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public high

Public High is the state of being high as to where you are pretty blitzed, but you can still function in public and hold relatively intelligent conversations.

"Man you couldn't even talk at that party last night." -Guy 1
"Yea dude, I was waayyy past public high, man. I was too gone." -Guy 2

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public restroom

Restroom avaliable for public use. Found in stores, schools, government buildings, etc. Some are OK, but many smell to high heaven, never have enough toliet paper or soap (heh, so much for sanitation), and (especially in the case of high school bathrooms) have tons of graffiti scrawled everywhere. Also are a good place to find people getting high, throwing up, or just hiding from life.

1) "I had to pee, so I ducked into a public restroom. I wish I'd just gone in the woods or something instead, it was that gross."

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public option

open to all persons the power or right of choosing healthcare; private healthcare or government runned

The USA is split on the public option, some think of it as a gov't takeover.

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