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That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.
"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."
Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.
Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.
Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.
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Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
means the same as "shit, man" but with a Jamacian accent.
Someone wants to score a bag of reefer in Jamacia and has no idea how to. They ask the first guy on the beach with dreadlocks and he says " sheet, mon, I can help you find some"
An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
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Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."
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When you fuck somebody between to angles of the Sheetrock
Holy fuck I just Sheet rocked Jamie last night