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Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics

The unofficial de-facto economic system of Indonesia that punishes foreign businesses and companies that create jobs, and employment opportunities for Indonesians, and contribute substantial tax revenue to the government and by extension, the country's standard of living for doing certain things that offend the delicate sensibilities of the Indonesian people in areas wholly unrelated to the quality of the goods and services delivered by these companies.

i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.

Makcik: Eh, Abang! You heard that McDonalds is giving free meals to the IDF? How dare they support GENOCIDE??! I think they forgot that under Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics we can boycott their brands and cause thousands of Indonesians to lose their jobs, investments and lower our standard of living yet still believe we are doing shit to help Palestinians!!

Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 28, 2023


indonesian mittenfucker

The Indonesian mittenfucker is a way to describe an Indonesian man who has more than 8 cats

Hey dude he looks like an Indonesian mittenfucker

by Thundercunter October 15, 2023


indonesians

indonesians are FUCKING trash at mobile legends 3.0 chocolate warriors

what are indonesians known for......being bad at mobile legends

by computer legends24 January 19, 2024


Indonesians

Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.

"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023


Indonesian Street Line Painter

When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.

I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.

by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023


Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023


Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.

After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.

by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022