A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back
The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.
being small and raiding someone's intestines
intestine raider intestine raider
A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
their intestines are falling out
Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care
A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care