Random
Source Code

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

by bush jumping mexi October 2, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021


Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 8, 2021


Inverted Ass

An up front ass, no party in the back. Literally. Commonly seen at Walmart, an overweight women without an ass, usually has the fat stored in front. This storage of fat in the front, with the lack of it in the back creates an inverted ass.

"Damn son she had a fat inverted ass" booty
"Jim you don't want that"

by BigHossWilly March 31, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inverted Pussy

1. A female with a penis
2. Similar to how an anus falls out but with a pussy

1.Big dick Jill has an inverted pussy
2. No dick Jill fingered her pussy so hard she got an inverted pussy

by BigDickJill September 27, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inverted Cross

A cross that is upside down, with the short end pointing toward the bottom.

Commonly believed to be a satanic symbol, it is actually the opposite; According to legend, St. Peter requested that he be crucified in a different way than Jesus Christ, because he felt that he didn't deserve to die in the same manner as his lord, so the Romans raised his cross with him upside down.

That's right, every so-called Satanist who wears the inverted cross is actually showing humility and unworthiness before Christ.

If the inverted cross is an anti-Christian symbol, why the hell is it carved on the back of the pope's throne?

by The REAL 2wingo August 4, 2011

1071๐Ÿ‘ 460๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

by Zt2 April 17, 2015

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž