Sock

1. An evil race of alien masterminds.

2. A item of clothing for the feet.

3. The thing that mothers dread washing.

4. A low budget condom.

1. "The world has been overrun by socks."

2. "These socks are fucking incredible."

3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"

4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.

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Sock

People named sock are most likely non binary. They’re obviously super cool and a great person. Their jokes are elite.
Probably watches danganronpa though.

Woah they watch danganronpa and they’re super cool? They’re probably called Sock

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Sock

What is the fucking point in looking up the definition for sock you sad dumbass!!!

Why the fuck are you still looking for Sock!?!

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sockings

(Sock-ings): An item of clothing, worn on the foot, that is of sock length, but made of stocking material.

Look, Sarah has those new sockings, they are great for summer.

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sock

A pair of footwear. One of them usually go missing in the wash...

Annie! It's the Lint Monster again! He's stolen our socks!

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sock

n.
1. A piece of cloth hosiery for one's foot, usually constructed of cotton.
2. A term for an inverted anus that hangs from the buttocks, resulting from years of anal sex and abuse.

v.
1. To hit forcefully; punch.

n.
1. Before I put on my shoes, I put on my socks.
2. As a consequence of years of anal pounding, Bruce's asshole is now a droopy, withered sock

v.
1. If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to sock you.

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sockings

when you wear socks so high that they're practically stockings

yo dude i got the sockings

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