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- yo, have you been playing roblox jailbreak?
- heck yeah, its the reason why roblox is still alibe
When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
A "very influential" game on Roblox which teaches that robbing and killing are good things to do. There are two sides, Criminal, which u start crime, and police which you stop crime.
Me: "Hey what are you doing"
Friend: "Playing Roblox Jailbreak"
Me: "WTF ARE DOING, gimme the link"
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With the arrival of spring and warmer weather, the increased occurrences of romantic breakups due to wanting to explore what's out there and enjoy being single again.
1) It's nice out and the beauties are out there, time to prep my Spring Jailbreak
2) -Hey, are you two still together?
-No we broke up last week
-Ah yes, it's spring jailbreak time, eh?
When you are having sex with a girl, you shit on her face so she looks like a black person, and make her run around a dark room. Meanwhile, jizz on the floor so she slips and falls on her nose, giving a black n1ggar nose...
"Damn Niggs u sho gave dat gurl a mississippi jailbreaklast night!"
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When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.
I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .
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Kids who will camp just for free cash, call you "noob" when you arrest them, scammers who arrest you when you give them money, and fucksticks who have their chat off
Cops: *arrests
Kid:OMG U ARE SUCH NOOBN
Kid:m0n3y 4 c4rd
Me:OH BOI :D *gives money*
Kid:*arrests
Me: *blows up wall*
Kid *hides then arrest*
Me:Fuck you.
Me:Hi
Kids:......
Me:I HATE ROBLOX JAILBREAK KIDS!
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