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Jeffrey is a well family oriented guy that any woman would be lucky to have. He can be a complete jerk, and you might feel yourself wanting to strangle him at times but he's an overall great well disciplined macho man.
"How are you and Jeffrey?"
"I want to kill him sometimes. But he's a great guy."
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A Jeffrey is not someone who's name is Jeffrey. It's a type of person.
A Jeffrey is someone who ignores all types of responsibility, always makes the easy choices, never invests time for future benefits, never stands from himself, doesn't workout, always follows the group and the group's opinions like a little monkey, masturbates all day, is addicted to dopamine, watches tiktok, has an extremely low attention span, will mostly hate on persons trying to help him, will hate people on self-improvement, and is overall, in some way, the worse type of human being but also the most common one.
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The core reason why the universe will swallow itself in the future and/or reverse the Big Bang
Such a Jeffrey
hansom smart ravenna student that is very populer
jeffrey is so hansom
The gayest dude you'll ever meet, usually bald and not packing.
Guy 1-Here comes Jeffery, I can see the glow off his head.
Guy 2- yeah I heard Jeffrey's favorite part at the "glory hole" is the chair!
Guy 3- yep Jeffrey said the only thing he likes better is all the free food!!!
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Jeffrey is the exact opposite of Adonis. Jeffrey is a boy who is wrong in his ways, he is a boy that overstimulates himself in the realm of modern technology. When Adonis awakes, he ventures into the wilderness, experiences true nature and is grateful for the world around him, however Jeffrey is still laid in bed, continuously scrolling on social media until eventually he sees a picture of a half-naked woman. What does Jeffrey do? Jeffrey begins to masturbate. Don't be like Jeffrey. Be like Adonis.
Don't be a Jeffrey.
From the 2010 movie "Get Him To The Greek" it is a smokable joint consisting of:
- Weed mostly
- A bit of Opium
- Heroin
- Crunched up Ecstacy
- Clorox
- Methadone
- Subutex
- Morphine
- Peyote
- Some of the stuff is unidentifiable
- A little bit of Angel Dust
"You're freakin' out man chill, here take a hit of this Jeffrey!"
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