A car your typical thot drives
Brittany drives a Volkswagen Jetta
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Dudes with big dicks whoโs name is chase drives these cars.
Woah look at that dude with a big dick driving that Volkswagen Jetta, I bet you his name is chase.
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Amy: I cannot believe he said that to you! That's so jetta!
Brittany: Oh my gosh - those shoes are sooo jetta!
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Along with the jeep, it is the #1 white girl mobile
Jillian: "Who's car should we take to the starbucks? The red jeep or the white jetta?"
White Girls *in unison*: WHITE JETTAAAA!
The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).
*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*
โYo, Jetta Rule!โ
1 ppl who think they can pimp in a jetta use this word when really they are just dumbass gay motherfuckin fags how are u gonna get bitches in a jetta
2 girls who think they are rly cool in this car but are just annoying but mostly likely are ugly and are only called when head is needed
Mike "im staight jetta pimpin"
me "you and your car are extremly gay and will never get any"
Mike "shut up"
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A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...
"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"
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