Jim

A being that is usually always bipolar. Has a very short temper usually triggered by anything spicy or from north of the border. Has a tendency to be an exuberant lover of land rovers, especially old rusty ones covered in tetanus. He has a history of turmoil with the A595 in Cumbria, which has been a place of many explicit rants. Including violent threats towards colleagues. His nickname used to be Trailer Jim until he lost it. If you go on google earth you can see a huge gouge across the land in Dovenby, this will be his legacy for all of time.

Oh not again Jim.....stop stroking that Land Rover.
Did you hear about big rig? He's lost that trailer again.
10 4 rubber duck

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Jim

the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.

"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."

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The Jim

The new word all the lazy kids use instead of the john so that they can confidently say they hit the gym that morning.

I've been able to hit the jim consistently every morning.

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jimming

To take someone away from a larger group of people so that you can talk to them about something private.

Jim had never been jimmed before. It was a very strange experience to watch his friends jimming him.

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Jim

Someone who is extremely disappointed in all the people that earned him the horrible definitions.

GET BETTER OTHER JIMS

I am VERY disappointed in the Jims.

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The Jim

Directly after having sex with your sister you shit the bed

I just pulled the jim last night (jimmy gaus)

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jim

1. A guy who can always make you smile
2. Big and Hairy

that guys a real jim always make me laugh

or did you see chest hes a right jim

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